Roni Deutch Wipes
Just having a little fun... but seriously- go get your deutch wipes.
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[Lyrics]
*Intro talking
This song is dedicated to Roni Deutch
Ayo I wipe ya noodle toodeloo ya magna doodle/
Magna carta yes I will scoobie doo you/
Uzi through you/ zoom zoom goochie goo you/
Movie view you/ loogie doo you/
Your styles dog pile Nyquil/
nyquist theorem/ endear em hear em dial/
888 tax lady/ lazy crustaceans/ yes, the crabs tasty/
love shack baby/ thats just baked beans/
if youre at least eighteen/ please dont call/
call bamzu for a retractable awning/
or call Time life for Phil Collins/
Nationwide? you wanna be a star/
figure head tv actress slash cookie jar/
Youre slug slime sticky wet/
Ya brain dead like pause, the chimneys swept/
But...
Go get your deutch wipes
Go get your deutch wipes
Go get your deutch wipes
Go get your deutch wipes
You got the itch right?/ the rotten fish type?/
Its got me sayin. DDDDDDDDDDDD damn!
Ayo bring the didgeridoo into my mix a little more
Yeah thats it..
Yo Ill laminate my spatula/ burn an Acura/
Mash roaches and smear em across my calendar/
I hear zombie noise but smell boc choi/
Nah Its Roni Deutch with her crock ploy/
I refill the canteen/ with hot sauce/
Burn ya filament, ya feelin it/
drop off/
sealin it, dealin it/ but Stop stop/
feelin it feelin it/
Rock the casbah/ reel from the militant/
Build with the wills content/
Shake up your package, thats imminent/
I leave em toasted youve been demoted/
Ill take your BMW, give you a gray moped/
For the test go get a notecard/
A Monkey wrench hammer, pliers and a crowbar/
Youre washed up, on that sandy beach/
Tap your lap three times feed you fancy feist/
Im dead on paint you a deadly portrait/
knock on wood, bring it directly to your doorsteps/
and, Head on apply directly to the forehead/
Said Head on- apply directly- to the forehead/
Act namby namby you better hold weight/
Blue waffles youve got the roids aye?/
Ya voice cries/ oy vey moist eyes/
But ch ch ch check it, go get your Deutch Wipes/
Go get your deutch wipes
Go get your deutch wipes
Go get your deutch wipes
Go get your deutch wipes
You got the itch right?/ the rotten fish type?/
Its got me sayin. DDDDDDDDDDDD damn!
(X2)
(outro)
Author: T7Gmusic
Keywords: Ronnie Deutsch Roni Deutch Wipes Cam'ron Wet Gary Coleman tax lady joke humor comedy
Added: September 17, 2008
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